It takes at least a few "first dates" before you can get a good understanding of the applicant and during that time you're either wondering where s/he has been all of your life. Or, you think "you look really cute, but I think that might be all to you." Or, you're wondering what his/her intentions are -- no judgments either way, but you're trying to figure out if they're consistent with your desires.
To cut through the bulls&*#, it would be much easier to filter through the mess with a simple "dating application." Everyone who wants to date me must first answer a series of questions for consideration. To get us started, below are a few things that I think need to go on the application. Feel free to suggest more additions.
- Have you ever had a HIV and/or STD test?
- If yes, what were the results? Also, if yes, what was the date of your last sexual encounter, and the date of your test? (It takes three months before the HIV virus can be detected.)
- If no, please throw away this application.
- What are your aspirations?
- Are you employed? Either way, please provide details
- Have you ever been incarcerated?
- If yes, please explain (however, be prepared to discard this application).
- If no, please continue.
- What are your intentions with me?
- Do you have any kids?
- If yes, how many? Also, if yes, how many "baby mammas/daddies" do you have?
- If no, please continue. Also, if no, do you want kids?
- Do you believe in God/a higher being?
3 comments:
I agree! an application is needed.
but what about the application that a guy might give you...what would that look like?
also, these applications should be region-specific. I need to ask some guys in L.A. if they've ever been sexually involved with the same sex, but still consider themselves straight...yes, girl...L.A.
Getting right to the point - no time for niceties. I like that! This would save a ton of time.
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